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Sardarjis Are Back Again
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Java interview attended by Sardarji
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.
Give my free gift
Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
Why?
Banta and his son went fishing one day. After a couple of hours the son started getting bored, so he started thinking about the world around him. Out of his curiosity, he started asking his father a few questions.
“How does this boat float?”
Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don't rightly know, son.
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Its Balle Balle time again!
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Sardarji one
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Sardarji two
After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”
Sardarji three
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
Sardarji four
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
Sardarji five
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!
Sardarji six
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardarji seven
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
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sardar's bearing level
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ek baar 1 sardar khana kha raha tha.....
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ab kya sardar khana bhi nahin kha sakta!!!!!!!
jaan lelo uski saalon.
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