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Just in case you are bored...

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One
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Two
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Three
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Four
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

Five
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I don't even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit.

Six
Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?
-Yes if you're lucky.

Seven
Has there been any insanity in your family?
-Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss.

Eight
There are two kinds of secrets:
One is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep

Nine
Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.

 
[December 29, 2009] Click here to view details
 


Send some laughter in air


  • Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
    Student: Father-in-Law!


  • Girl announced her engagement to her father.
    Father: Does this fellow has any money?
    Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!


  • Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.


  • True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!


  • Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!


  • U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!


  • Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
    Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

 

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Tickle your funny bone


1.World's shortest resignation letter……

Respected Sir,

I love your wife.

Yours sincerely,


2.Teacher : Raju, can you make a
sentence with 'I' ?

Raju : Yes, Ma'm.

I is……….

Teacher : Oh no Raju! Whenever you
start a sentence with I
you should say..”I am”.

Raju : Ok Ma'm.

I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.

3. What is 143 ??
I Love U..
No
I Hate U..
No
I Miss U..
No
I Wish U..
No
143 Means:
One Hundred & Forty Three..
Math's Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)

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